will give head for food
how are you gonna eat it with no head though
this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.
I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.
THIS IS AMAZING.
This means that
IT GOT BETTER
Honestly, I thought the best one was the comparison between River reviving The Doctor with her regeneration energy kiss in “Let’s Kill Hitler” and whatever it is that Rapunzel does in the movie (I’ve never seen it) that involves kissing the prince and all those golden spirals of light.
shows where the title is just someone’s first name like Sherlock and Hannibal make me laugh because like what if Sherlock and Hannibal weren’t the main characters
UP NEXT ON YOUR TV
THE SEASON 1 FINALE OF NBC’S ACCLAIMED HORROR SERIES
FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE BILL OF THE AWARD WINNING BBC CRIME DRAMA
This made me laugh way too hard
100 favorite Doctor Who quotes [34/100]
→ Falling in love? That didn’t even occur to him?
Oh god, there is so much meaning behind this quote and this scene, holy balls…
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
Thats fucking adorable as hell
Cheetahs with service dogs! That makes me happy
I LOVE ANIMALS OMFG
i love everything about this post
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy